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[ 2006-11-28 08:35 ]

Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?

Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now,nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!

(通訊員中山大學(xué)楊衛(wèi)玲投稿)

 

 
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